By Ashley Fern | Elite Daily ©
Being fluent in sarcasm is a talent not everyone is blessed with, but if you are, it’s probably the greatest trait you can possess.
It serves as the perfect defense mechanism, and it certainly comes in handy when f*cking with people.
But where it comes most in handy is in the social sense, especially dating.
I mean if you really think about it, the only way to flirt with someone without being cheesy is with sarcasm.
Women who frequently take a sarcastic tone don’t really care about what others have to say.
Instead, they are focused on their interpretation of whatever situation they are currently in.
It’s a huge indication of intelligence, and honestly, isn’t that one of the best traits to look for in a partner?
So why exactly do sarcastic women absolutely kill it when it comes to flirting, dating and partying?
1. They always think on their toes
It’s 2015, and every conversation takes place over texting.
There is nothing worse than someone who takes hours to respond due to the sheer fact that he or she can’t think of WTF to say.
You never have to worry about that with a sarcastic girl. In fact, she will respond immediately, and you won’t be able to resist the conversation.
2. Their conversation skills are on point
There are no such things as lulls in the conversation when it comes to chatting it up with sarcastic women.
Please — they would abandon that conversation immediately if it ever reached that point.
3. They always keep you guessing
You never really know what’s going on inside a sarcastic girl’s mind. Is she f*cking with you? Is she being sincere?
The world may never know, but regardless, you’ll always be entertained.
4. They’re clearly smart
If a sarcastic girl is dating you, then you know you’ve made it.
These women never settle, and if you’re the one she chose, then you better believe you’re the cream of the crop.
5. They may make you laugh or cry — but they’ll always make you think
6. They will always make fun of people with you
Your sarcastic girl will be right beside you, giving your insults a run for their money.
7. They don’t give a f*ck
She will shut you up right then and there and leave you standing there stupid for even thinking you could mess with her. It’s okay. Just walk it off — she doesn’t really give a f*ck…
8. They always keep the conversation interesting
She always has something interesting to say, and if not, the situation you’re in will create material to work with.
Sarcastic women work with what they have around them, which is why their lives are always so exciting.
9. Their confidence is contagious
It’s beyond impossible to not catch the vibes she’s giving off, and it’s even more impossible to not want to embrace them and make them your own.
10. It’s the most old school way of flirting
Sarcasm is basically an intellectual way of insulting people while also laughing with them.
11. It’s a surefire win
She will throw you into situations you never thought you’d be in, and from the unfamiliar comes the greatest success.
12. It’s a great way to weed out the idiots
And isn’t this better to figure out early in the game?
13. They’re always pushing their limits
14. They can drink anyone under the table
15. They always rise to the challenge
16. They can’t be beat
17. They’re not afraid of anything
18. They don’t settle for being second best
Don’t ever try to put a sarcastic girl on the back burner — she does not belong there and will come back at you full throttle.
19. They’re never outdone
You can try your hardest, but a sarcastic girl always has a trick up her sleeve.